Only The Weak Laugh.

Half the time I don't know what to do, the other half is art.

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bettydays:

I have a story.

So my sister got run over by a car once. It was a pretty big deal. Well like a year later she got into a little fender bender and was really bent out of shape about it, so I went and got her a cake. 

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When I put in my order for the cake, the guy at the bakery asked, “Do you want it to say anything?”

And with a perfectly straight face, I said, “‘Sorry you got hit by a car again.’”

He narrowed his eyes a moment, then nodded and wrote it down, and took it to kitchen to get the writing done.

All the way from the back of the kitchen, I hear a woman shout, “‘Again’?!”

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sassingintothevoid:

casteille:

hiddleswiggles:

twowandsandadrink:

motherofqueers:

mysteriesoftheworm:

Don’t refuse to reblog this.

be safe and make sure to do it at night with lots of cover so no one can ID you

im confused what is there
are
arepeople literally putting spikes down so people cant sleep in the only place they are given
seriously

Yeah I’ve been seeing about this spike thing.Where do they expect homeless people to go if not live outdoor??They are homeless.It’s fine if you can’t help but don’t make other people lives harder.

OK I AM REALLY PASSIONATE ABOUT THIS SHIT
so places like this are spending lots and lots of money on putting down barbaric devices to keep people from fucking sleeping anywhere,
instead of putting that money into organizations to FUCKING FIND THEM HOMES
get them off the streets with love, not hate.

do it

sassingintothevoid:

casteille:

hiddleswiggles:

twowandsandadrink:

motherofqueers:

mysteriesoftheworm:

Don’t refuse to reblog this.

be safe and make sure to do it at night with lots of cover so no one can ID you

im confused what is there

are

arepeople literally putting spikes down so people cant sleep in the only place they are given

seriously

Yeah I’ve been seeing about this spike thing.
Where do they expect homeless people to go if not live outdoor??
They are homeless.
It’s fine if you can’t help but don’t make other people lives harder.

OK I AM REALLY PASSIONATE ABOUT THIS SHIT

so places like this are spending lots and lots of money on putting down barbaric devices to keep people from fucking sleeping anywhere,

instead of putting that money into organizations to FUCKING FIND THEM HOMES

get them off the streets with love, not hate.

do it

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thekamstermck-fallen-angel:

dammit-cas-i-hit-post-limit:

gallifrey999:

supernatural-black-hole:

comtessedebussy:

bbanditt:

DEAN REFERENCES THE BEST SHIT

I just want to point out that this means Dean has watched the Disney Channel. 

at least that’s one part of a childhood that he actually got

But The Suite Life of Zack and Cody wasn’t on when Dean was a kid. It started in 2005, when Dean was 26. So that means he watched Disney Channel as an adult.

well he does know Jodie…

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This ended better than the other one

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seafolly:

“Mad was the last kid I saw and he was asleep. He was 3 months old and they put him in my arms and he stayed asleep and they put him in the bath and he stayed asleep and I thought he was narcoleptic or something. Then he opened his eyes and just stared at me for the longest time and I just stared at him and I started crying and he smiled. And it wasn’t that he smiled that he liked me, it was just that I hadn’t held children in my life and I was always considered so dark and I always had so many things that made me feel like maybe I shouldn’t be somebody’s mom because certainly the world has an opinion of me and I’m not so sure about myself and am I gonna be the best mom? So the fact that this little kid seemed at ease gave me the courage to feel like I could make him happy. And so we became a family right then.” — Angelina Jolie

seafolly:

“Mad was the last kid I saw and he was asleep. He was 3 months old and they put him in my arms and he stayed asleep and they put him in the bath and he stayed asleep and I thought he was narcoleptic or something. Then he opened his eyes and just stared at me for the longest time and I just stared at him and I started crying and he smiled. And it wasn’t that he smiled that he liked me, it was just that I hadn’t held children in my life and I was always considered so dark and I always had so many things that made me feel like maybe I shouldn’t be somebody’s mom because certainly the world has an opinion of me and I’m not so sure about myself and am I gonna be the best mom? So the fact that this little kid seemed at ease gave me the courage to feel like I could make him happy. And so we became a family right then.” — Angelina Jolie

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guavai:

cataloge:

mypasteluniverse:

gossamerglitch:

shelbydoesnotpwn:

amazingatheist:

maitaijulie:

aviculor:

important psa about buns

We raised rabbits when I was a child and my sister gave a rabbit a bath (she was 5) and it died..so heed this instruction.

I wasn’t going to reblog this, but then I realized I might save a rabbit.

This is important guys. If your rabbit gets into something gnarly and you HAVE to bathe them:1. Fill a bowl with warm water.2. Get a washcloth. Put it in the water. Squeeze it out until it is just damp. 3. Lightly scrub the dirty area on your bun.4. That is it. DO NOT get your bun wet. Only slightly damp on the part that was dirty. (source)

VERY IMPORTANT! SAVE A BUNS LIFE!

Do not bathe your bun!!!!

IM HAPPY TO SAY IVE NEVER GIVEN MY BUN A BATH SHE DOES A GREAT JOB ALL ON HER OWN LIL HUN BUN

This is the reason why my baby beautiful little black bunny died when i was younger :,( :,(

guavai:

cataloge:

mypasteluniverse:

gossamerglitch:

shelbydoesnotpwn:

amazingatheist:

maitaijulie:

aviculor:

important psa about buns

We raised rabbits when I was a child and my sister gave a rabbit a bath (she was 5) and it died..so heed this instruction.

I wasn’t going to reblog this, but then I realized I might save a rabbit.

This is important guys. If your rabbit gets into something gnarly and you HAVE to bathe them:
1. Fill a bowl with warm water.
2. Get a washcloth. Put it in the water. Squeeze it out until it is just damp. 
3. Lightly scrub the dirty area on your bun.
4. That is it. DO NOT get your bun wet. Only slightly damp on the part that was dirty. 
(source)

VERY IMPORTANT! SAVE A BUNS LIFE!

Do not bathe your bun!!!!

IM HAPPY TO SAY IVE NEVER GIVEN MY BUN A BATH SHE DOES A GREAT JOB ALL ON HER OWN LIL HUN BUN

This is the reason why my baby beautiful little black bunny died when i was younger :,( :,(

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